i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
