I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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