I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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