Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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