the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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