office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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