Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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