but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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