So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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