But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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