wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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