Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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