i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize