glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
she woke up with a sticky ear
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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