...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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