I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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