Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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