Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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