all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
