Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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