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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
So apparently I’m into choking now
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