What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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