Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Watching her eat just hurts me
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
