For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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