she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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