My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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