he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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