I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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