best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
