Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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