Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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