Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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