me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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