Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
