ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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