The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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