I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I love you.
Bad choice
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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