I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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