i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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