Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I AM VODKA MAN
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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