I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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