he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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