i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
My life is pants optional.
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