I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Randomize
