we're blogging at a bar
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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