i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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