she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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