I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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