Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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