her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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