So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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