Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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