Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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