Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
BRING THE BAGELS
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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