It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I smell like Dick and happiness
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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